high fructose corn syrup is the devil. it’s probably one of the worst things you can put into anything. that is, until you get to all those artificial sweeteners that contain all those lovely chemicals that are proven to give you cancer. i’m pretty sure i can thank high fructose corn syrup for me being [...]
“the room” really is one of the greatest movies of all time. and not because it’s good, but because it is bad. really bad. possibly one of the worst movies ever made, but that is what makes it great. if you haven’t seen it, you need to. it will make you appreciate any professional screenwriter.
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i really do. i’m pretty sure i would have no trouble blowing that much money on a bugatti veyron, a month long stay at the park hyatt tokyo, lines of coke, strippers, armani suits, and a cottage in montana so that i can be ted turner’s neighbor, with enough left over to make a movie. [...]