this is not for you

“the room” really is one of the greatest movies of all time.  and not because it’s good, but because it is bad.  really bad.  possibly one of the worst movies ever made, but that is what makes it great.  if you haven’t seen it, you need to.  it will make you appreciate any professional screenwriter.

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i really do.  i’m pretty sure i would have no trouble blowing that much money on a bugatti veyron, a month long stay at the park hyatt tokyo, lines of coke, strippers, armani suits, and a cottage in montana so that i can be ted turner’s neighbor, with enough left over to make a movie.  [...]